April 2025
The Cookout
April 5, 2025 @ Eorzea Gone Wild
Dynamis, Rafflesia, Goblet, W17, P50Spring Break Fantasies!7pm-8pm EST: The Cookout
8pm-9pm EST: Noala Notes
9pm-10pm EST: Gorilla Fist
10pm-11pm EST: Sedira and the Grimlins
11pm-12am EST: Daughters of Etheirys
12am-1am: EST: Darling Charley
The Cookout
April 5, 2025 @ Senpan Tea House
Technically April 6, see below...
Primal, Exodus, Lavender Beds, W26, P3Namazu Day!!Established since April of 2022, Senpan Tea House is a tranquil tea house that allows warriors and wanderers alike to relax as much they want, for however long they want—either by themselves or with their companions.10pm-12am EST: Lil Rascals
12am-2am EST: The CookoutSenpan Tea House Carrd
Senpan Tea House Discord
The Cookout
April 8, 2025 @ Huckleberry Saloon
Crystal, Diabolos, Lavender Beds, W29, P36Cinnamon Button's birthday party!!Huckleberry Saloon is the rootin'est, dootin'est, booty scootin'est Saloon in all of Eorzea!!7:30pm-8pm EST: Sedira and the Grimlins
8pm-9pm EST: The Cookout
9pm-10pm EST: Melodi & the Muses
10pm-11pm EST: Femme Fatale
11pm-12am EST: DJ YamsHuckelberry Saloon Carrd
Huckelberry Saloon Discord
The Cookout
April 11, 2025 @ Penny's Pizzazz
Crystal, Coeurl, Goblet, W6, P33Penny's Pizzazz is the latest in themed bard venues featuring one band and one very special birthday per opening! Every 2nd and 4th Friday of the month!8pm-10pm EST: The CookoutPenny's Pizzazz Carrd
The Cookout
April 18, 2025 @ Shinjuku County Fair: Spring Cherry Blossom Festival
Details to come...8pm-9pm* EST: The Cookout
*Time may change!
May 2025
Gruncle Fuzz
May 3, 2025 @ A friend's event
Fuzz will be at a friend's event and unavailable for booking on this date!
Gruncle Fuzz
May 11, 2025 @ The Great Train Robbery
Fuzz will be attending the Great Train Robbery and will be unavailable for booking on this date!
June 2025
Second Hand Embarrassment (Carrd)
June 5, 2025 @ The Lunatarium
Primal, Excalibur, Empyreum, W14, P30Sausage Party!!Run by our friends Juniper and CinnaBun Kawaii, the Lunatarium is an exclusive RP club for Bard & DJ Events, Private Parties, and Celebrations, and a place we call home!8pm-9pm EST: Meowsfits
9pm-10pm EST: Second Hand Embarrassment
10pm-11pm EST: Cream MagnetThe Lunatarium Carrd
The Lunatarium Discord
Past Cookout Shows
| Date | Venue | Address |
|---|---|---|
| Mar 17 2025 | Mellow Mondays | Crystal - Coeurl Gridania (x11 y11) |
| Mar 16 2025 | Smooth: Jazz & Blues Club | Dynamis - Golem Goblet w19 p19 |
| Mar 14 2025 | Naheo's | Primal - Excalibur Lavender Beds w17 a9 |
| Mar 9 2025 | Sodalicious | Primal - Exodus Mist w17 p14 |
| Mar 8 2025 | Senpan Tea House Hanami Weekend 2025 | Primal - Exodus Lavender Beds w26 p3 |
| Mar 5 2025 | Grimlins' Lair | Dynamis - Golem Mist w22 p32 |
| Feb 16 2025 | The Mortuary | Dynamis - Seraph Mist w4 p44 |
| Feb 12 2025 | Club BLINK Sweetheart Soirée | Dynamis - Rafflesia Shirogane w9 p55 |
| Feb 6 2025 | Lunatarium | Primal - Excalibur Empyreum w14 p30 |
| Feb 3 2025 | Archer's Den | Dynamis - Halicarnassus Lavender Beds w25 p41 |
| Feb 1 2025 | Senpan Tea House | Primal - Exodus Lavender Beds w26 p3 |
| Jan 31 2025 | The Foundry | Primal - Ultros Mist w20 p48 |
| Jan 30 2025 | Dueling Otters | Crystal - Coeurl Goblet w4 p42 |
| Jan 28 2025 | Aegis Musical Hall | Primal - Famfrit Mist w17 p6 |
| Jan 21 2025 | High Note Music Cafe | Dynamis - Marilith Lavender Beds w5 p11 |
| Jan 19 2025 | Otterly Amazing Cafe | Primal - Leviathan Goblet w8 p49 |
| Dec 27 2024 | Foundry Fest 2 | Dynamis - Marilith Goblet w12 p30 |
| Dec 19 2024 | Lunatarium | Primal - Excalibur Empyreum w14 p30 |
| Dec 8 2024 | Senpan Tea House Toji Matsuri 2024 | Primal - Exodus Lavender Beds w26 p3 |
| Dec 1 2024 | House of Seoul | Dynamis - Marilith Lavender Beds w4 p5 |
| Nov 21 2024 | Lunatarium | Primal - Excalibur Empyreum w14 p30 |
| Nov 13 2024 | Grimlins' Lair (New Location!) | Dynamis - Golem Mist w22 p32 |
| Nov 7 2024 | Coyote Coffee | Primal - Lamia Goblet w14 p41 |
| Nov 5 2024 | High Nunh Bar & Grill | Crystal - Mateus Goblet w3 p34 |
| Oct 30 2024 | The Book Club | Primal - Excalibur Mist w3 p2 |
| Oct 27 2024 | Sodalicious | Primal - Exodus Mist w17 p14 |
| Oct 25 2024 | The Foundry | Primal - Ultros Mist w20 p48 |
| Oct 18 2024 | Halloween Town 2024 | Dynamis - Rafflesia Goblet w11 p18 |
| Oct 13 2024 | House of Seoul | Dynamis - Marilith Lavender Beds w4 p5 |
| Oct 10 2024 | The Venue Whispers | Primal - Exodus Mist w3 p32 |
| Oct 8 2024 | High Nunh Bar & Grill | Crystal - Mateus Goblet w3 p34 |
| Oct 5 & 6 2024 | A Feast Reborn 2024 | Crystal - Diabolos Goblet w14 p35 |
| Sep 28 2024 | AetherCon 2024 RP Market | Crystal - Zalera Mist w18 |
| Sep 26 2024 | Morbol's Mouth | Crystal - Goblin Empyreum w1 p50 |
| Sep 16 2024 | Mellow Mondays | Crystal - Coeurl Gridania (x11 y11) |
| Aug 28 2024 | Grimlins' Lair | Primal - Exodus Empyreum w6 p56 |
| Aug 25 2024 | Sodalicious | Primal - Exodus Mist w17 p14 |
| Aug 23 2024 | The Foundry | Primal - Ultros Mist w20 p48 |
| Aug 18 2024 | Sodalicious | Primal - Exodus Mist w17 p14 |
| Aug 9 2024 | A Hawaiian Luau (Beach Parties and Venues Rentals) | Primal - Exodus Mist w25 p11 |
| Jun 6 2024 | The Foundry | Primal - Ultros Mist w20 p48 |
Song List
Cookout: Special Recipes noted below and highlighted in purple. Special Recipes link to the original MIDI source. If you want to try your hand at cooking a recipe, the Cookout would love to grab a plate!!Cookout: Original Recipes noted below and highlighted in orange. Original Recipes are fresh-off-the-grill MIDIs created from scratch! What's a cookout without that special dish that one auntie brings?Check back for more good eats!
| Artist | Title | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Baccano! | Guns and Roses | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Barry Manilow | Copacabana | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Berlin | Take My Breath Away | Cookout Special Recipe |
| CASIOPEA | Midnight Rendezvous | Cookout Special Recipe 1 & 2 |
| Chappell Roan | Good Luck, Babe! | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Cowboy Bebop | Time to Know ~ Be Waltz | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Cowboy Bebop | Too Good Too Bad | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Cowboy Bebop | What Planet Is This?! | Cookout Special Recipe 1 & 2 |
| Creepy Nuts | Otokone (DANDADAN) | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Devil Makes Three | Old Number Seven | Cookout Special Recipe |
| DeVotchKa | Enemy Guns | Cookout Original Recipe |
| Electric Six | Gay Bar | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Final Fantasy VII | Victory FUNKfare | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Final Fantasy XI | Kazham | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Final Fantasy XI | Selbina | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Flock of Seagulls | Space Age Love Song | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Frankie Lane | Rawhide Theme | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Frank Lennon | Fiddler's Green | Cookout Special Recipe |
| George Michael | Careless Whisper | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Handsome Family | Far From Any Road | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Happy Birthday | Happy Birthday (Jazzy) | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Harvey Danger | Flagpole Sitta | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass | Spanish Flea | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Hey Arnold! | Opening Theme - Sax Quintet | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Hypnotic Brass Ensemble | Flipside | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Hypnotic Brass Ensemble | Gibbous | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Jamiroquai | Canned Heat | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Jamiroquai | Virtual Insanity | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Jungle | Back On 74 | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Kamasi Washington | Street Fighter Mas | Cookout Special Recipe 1, 2, 3 & 4 |
| KK Slider | KK Sparkle (Hazure02) | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Laufey | From the Start | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Lil Nas X | MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Lucky Chops | Buyo | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Lucky Chops | Coco | Cookout Special Recipe 1 & 2 |
| Lucky Chops | Danza 2016 | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Lucky Chops | Full Heart Fancy | Cookout Special Recipe 1 & 2 |
| Lucky Chops | Pizza Day | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Lucky Chops | Tequila | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Recipe In Progress... | ||
| Masayoshi Takanaka | Brasilian Skies | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Maynard Ferguson | Birdland | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Midnight Oil | Beds Are Burning | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Mongo Santamaria | Afro Blue | Cookout Special Recipe |
| No BS! Brass | 3am Bounce | Cookout Special Recipe 1 & 2 |
| No BS! Brass | Centipede / Toad / Student | Cookout Special Recipe |
| No BS! Brass | Out of Time | Cookout Special Recipe |
| No BS! Brass | RVA All Day | Cookout Special Recipe |
| One Piece | Binks' Brew | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Plants vs. Zombies / Ruscel Torres | Graze the Roof (Big Band Jazz Arrangement) | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Pokemon Black & White | Driftveil City | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Pyre | In The Flame | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Rob Zombie | Dragula | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Ryo Fukui | Early Summer | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Save Ferris | Come on Eileen | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Seinfeld | Seinfeld Theme | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Sonic 3 | Hydrocity Zone (Acts 1-2 Jazz Combo) | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Undertale / Carlos Eiene (insaneintherainmusic) | It's a Beautiful Day Outside (MEGALOVANIA Jazz Combo) | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Utada Hikaru | Simple and Clean (J-MUSIC Ensemble Cover) | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Xenoblade Chronicles 3 | A Life Sent On | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Youngblood Brass Band | Brooklyn! | Cookout Special Recipe |
| Youngblood Brass Band | Don't Speak | Cookout Special Recipe |
Band Photos
Event Photos
Senpan Hanami Weekend
Mar 8 2025
(credit: Box Cheese)
Lunatarium | Feb 6 2025
(credit: Noelle Hearts)
Otterly Amazing Cafe | Jan 19 2025
(credit: Melly Bean)
The Foundry | Oct 25 2024
(credit: Nebula Photography)
The Foundry | Oct 25 2024
(credit: Nebula Photography)
The Foundry | Oct 25 2024
feat. Jim Jackson
(credit: Nebula Photography)
The Foundry | Oct 25 2024
(credit: Nebula Photography)
Archer's Den | Feb 3 2025
(credit: Serenity Sohal)
Archer's Den | Feb 3 2025
(credit: Serenity Sohal)
Halloween Town 2024
feat. The Cluckening
Coyote Coffee | Nov 7 2024
(credit: Delta Delicato)
Coyote Coffee | Nov 7 2024
(credit: Delta Delicato)
Coyote Coffee | Nov 7 2024
(credit: Delta Delicato)
Coyote Coffee | Nov 7 2024
(credit: Delta Delicato)
Coyote Coffee | Nov 7 2024
(during Lucky Chops - Tequila)
Grimlins' Lair | Nov 6 2024
(credit: Arrietty Hoseki)
Grimlins' Lair | Nov 13 2024
Collab w/ Aetheric Strays
(credit: Arrietty Hoseki)
Bards & Bands
Second Hand Embarassment
Mai Secret Valentine
Taiyaki
Venues
Lunatarium
Primal | Excalibur
Empyreum | W14 | P30
A club for Bard & DJ Events, Private Parties, and Celebrations
Contact info
Discord DMs: fuzzlewhack
In-Game: Fuzzlewhack Vonbonken@Excalibur
E-mail: [email protected]
Pile your plate high and grab a drink from the cooler, it's time for...
THE COOKOUT
featuring Fuzzlewhack
and the Vonbonken Siblings Octet
THE COOKOUT is an octet family band based out of Final Fantasy XIV's Primal - Excalibur server. We specialize in an energetic, eclectic, and ever-expanding mix of music genres:
Jazz
New Orleans-style Brass
Marching Band
Funk
City Pop
Folk
Blues
Final Fantasy XI
& other video games
Come hungry...
FOR BRASS!!
Meet the Band:
Mangosteen
Steens
The youngest... but only by a few minutes!! She's first in line for the cheek meat.
Durian's twin.
Durian
Ans
They're not the youngest and they love reminding you. Puts hot sauce on everything.
Mangosteen's twin.
Lugharou
Lugh
Once lived a life as a skinny, gorilla-armed elf. Bulked up and got funnier (debatably). Couldn't find a clown nose so he settled for a moustache.
Puggleshrek
Pugg
Always has his nose in a good book. Writes music for the band and keeps records of all the covers the band plays.
Bubblepop
Pops
Loves the ocean as much as she loves showing off. If there's karaoke, she's there. Roped Finnegan into the madness (gladly).
Fuzzlewhack
Fuzz
Everyone's favorite gruncle. Will do anything for a good cup of coffee, "black as midnight on a moonless night."
Lizibean
Beans
Claims to be the oldest but certainly doesn't act like it. Cross her and she'll buy you a beer after beating you up.
Finnegan
Finn
"What's this guy doing here?" He's used to it by now. Bubblepop is his partner in crime. Sometimes dreams about watching himself in the third person. Weird, huh?
